| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
| ghost hunters: | can you communicate with us |
| *door creaks* | |
| ghost hunters: | oh so your name is william |
Tom
omg Tom
you’re a grown man
and a well educated one
as in a Shakespearian actor
Tom you can’t just
Tom you’re a professional actor
Tom just…nevermind
(Source: yersifanel, via dsilza)